I forgot the first lesson of blogging: always make a back up before you try to post it online. This morning I tried to upload last night's blog and lost the whole thing. This is my attempt at trying to remember the memorable words I wrote, which probably are only memorable to me.
Friday 5 April 2013
Stupid o'clock comes again but stupid o'clock is acceptable when it means a flight somewhere new and today I'm going somewhere new. The 5am wake up call was not welcome but not a cause for swearing.
Gatwick Airport Terminal 1 is a bit of a dump but we managed to find something resembling a pub for coffee and pastries before boarding. Actually, the airport experience was quite straightforward because David had kindly checked in online for us the night before so we only had to queue for security. Unfortunately it was at the point of going through security that David lost his boarding pass. It's no wonder he isn't allowed to be in charge of tickets when we go places!
We had a conversation only a couple of days ago about our match tickets for this weekend's rugby. David was certain that he hadn't seen the tickets arrive through the post and, in a panic, was frantically going through months of unopened post to try and find them.
Once I knew what he was looking for, I asked, "Do you mean the tickets we collected from Welford Road and that you immediately handed to me so you wouldn't be responsible for losing them?"
Those would be the tickets in question. Panic over.
The actually flight was short and pleasant. British Airways is such a pleasure to travel with after flights we've taken in the past few years with RyanAir and similar, though we had a moment of worry when the pilot couldn't remember that we were flying to Marseille. Fortunately he also advised us that his first officer would be doing the flying.
We didn't spend very long in Marseille but we had a few hours sitting in the sun in front of a cafe drinking wine. I ended up quite squiffy and a bit sunburned but it was a fantastic afternoon. David and JR promised me champagne for passing my Probate Practice exam, which I sat in January but received the results for Tuesday. We ordered a bottle but the waiter was kind enough to tell us it wasn't chilled. Missed out there but it wouldn't have been nice drinking warm champagne.
It was only a short train journey by TGV from Marseille to Toulon and we arrived safely. Our hotel is practically attached to the Stade Mayol where Leicester is playing on Sunday, but we're only staying here two nights, then moving a mile away to a different, albeit nicer, hotel because this one was fully booked for Sunday night. It's a cheap and cheerful Etap. It's clean and comfortable so I don't mind going basic.
JR's friend and frequent rugby travelling companion Tony is joining us tomorrow. That will be interesting. Tony is one of those people who is usually drunk but rarely boring. I already have a lot of Tony Stories from Rome, Dublin and Cardiff, and one of these days I should probably write them down for posterity. For now, I will wait and see what this weekend brings.
Wandering around Toulon, you can see that it is a lot like other French cities in that parts of it look like they are waiting for plasterers and painters to show up. Many buildings look like they haven't been plastered since the reign of Louis XIV and I don't think any of the shutters have been painted since they were originally hung. Next to all of these older buildings are newer tower blocks that look exactly the same as those we have in Britain.
The town is very clean and the people are extremely welcoming, considering we have been walking around with Leicester Tigers logos glaring from our clothing. Locals have stopped us just to tell us how welcome we are. Like many French towns, even if someone you speak to doesn't know English, if you at least make an effort to speak French, they will go out of their way to help you. Okay Paris is a little more stand-offish but not as much as I had expected when we visited last year.
We had drinks by the marina and admired the expensive boats that places like this usually attract. This seems to also be a stop off for Mediterranean cruises as there were two large cruise ships further out in the port. It's easy to forget that this is a port city when you aren't actually overlooking the sea.
Unfortunately, with our body clocks being off a bit having been on our travels since stupid o'clock, we were a bit late looking for somewhere to eat dinner. Toulon, or at least this part of it near the marina, shuts down at 7.30pm! We were able to find a Chinese restaurant that was still open and the food was fantastic. A recommendation for visitors to Toulon: the China Moon by the Stade Mayol.
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Saturday, 6 April 2013
Sunday, 21 October 2012
21 October 2012
5.58am
I'm up.
8.39am
I'm not sure where we are exactly. It's a cafe and there's coffee. That's all I care about right now.
I think we're up in the mountains between the Bodrum Peninsula and Dalyan. It's nippy outside up here!
11.23am
Mud baths. Now that was an interesting experience.
There are two pools here, one of which is a thermal bath. It's full of sulphur and, needless to say, reeks of raw eggs. It's like a flashback to high school chemistry.
The other pool has the mud bath itself. It's not very big and walking in it is like walking in a Texas river: very slimy between the toes and not very easy to walk in.
David was a stick in the mud, pardon the pun. He didn't partake of the mud bath. He just stood at the side taking pictures and complaining I didn't have enough mud on me.
I've come away with a bit of a souvenir as well. Marble pavement, bare feet and mud. And I'm a klutz.
At least the bleeding has stopped.
8.19pm
We're back at the hotel after a fantastic day. I think everything I want to say is going to require more effort than I can manage typing on my iPhone so will give it a bash tomorrow on the laptop while we're travelling back to the UK.
I'm up.
8.39am
I'm not sure where we are exactly. It's a cafe and there's coffee. That's all I care about right now.
I think we're up in the mountains between the Bodrum Peninsula and Dalyan. It's nippy outside up here!
11.23am
Mud baths. Now that was an interesting experience.
There are two pools here, one of which is a thermal bath. It's full of sulphur and, needless to say, reeks of raw eggs. It's like a flashback to high school chemistry.
The other pool has the mud bath itself. It's not very big and walking in it is like walking in a Texas river: very slimy between the toes and not very easy to walk in.
David was a stick in the mud, pardon the pun. He didn't partake of the mud bath. He just stood at the side taking pictures and complaining I didn't have enough mud on me.
I've come away with a bit of a souvenir as well. Marble pavement, bare feet and mud. And I'm a klutz.
At least the bleeding has stopped.
8.19pm
We're back at the hotel after a fantastic day. I think everything I want to say is going to require more effort than I can manage typing on my iPhone so will give it a bash tomorrow on the laptop while we're travelling back to the UK.
Saturday, 20 October 2012
20 October 2012
12.45pm
The chavs have arrived.
It's lunchtime and we're sitting in a nice cafe overlooking the beach with the Chav Family at the next table. They're playing loud video games on a hand-held console and singing "Tarzan Boy".
Not a rocket scientist between them.
We've been quite fortunate in seeing relatively few chavs but they're always bound to turn up.
It's a migraine day so I'm going to find a lounger in the shade and vegetate. It's easing off, thanks to my foresight in packing the extremely large bottle of ibuprofen my mother gave me when I was in Texas in June.
1.03pm
The one o'clock call to prayer is wafting across the bay from the local mosque. It is one of the things that make me realise I'm in Turkey rather than Spain or Portugal. I like hearing it.
Although we live close to a mosque in Birmingham, we never hear the call to prayer. I think it must be drowned out by the sounds of the city, so hearing it here makes it seem more exotic.
This is our last full day of laziness because we're on the day trip to Dalyan today. Back on the lounger in the shade on the beach. David is in the sun soaking up some colour.
It's funny, we usually avoid beaches in favour of sitting by the pool, but we both seem to prefer this. It's quieter than the pool. No Cheryl Cole or Psy being blasted continually from loud speakers. Very few children running about in comparison. Relaxing adults rather than professionally sun-tanners. Fewer empty loungers with just towels as reserve signs but with no people attached to them.
And the water is absolutely gorgeous. It's so clear you can see little fish nipping up to the shoreline.
2.40pm
More chavs have arrived. There must have been a whole bus load arrive this morning.
I'm at the Pool Bar again with a coffee (caffeine for my migraine) and there's a group of them, tattoed, foul mouthed and drinking heavily. The kind of people who give Brits abroad a bad name.
The German families are giving them a wide berth, stopping just short of covering their children's ears as they pass. I don't blame them. Once my coffee is gone I'm vacating the premises too!
Soon there will be no one left but chavs. I do have something good to say about one of them: he prefers rugby (a "man's sport") to football (for "fairies"). Loud and foul mouthed but with good taste in sport.
8.17pm
This is why I'm going to need to start a diet on Tuesday:
Actually I haven't eaten a lot of the desserts but I've eaten enough to feel it!
So far the chavs haven't invaded the lobby bar so we're safe for the moment. By the time they arrive we should be tucked up in bed because our day trip to Dalyan has a pick up at 6.20 tomorrow morning!
The chavs have arrived.
It's lunchtime and we're sitting in a nice cafe overlooking the beach with the Chav Family at the next table. They're playing loud video games on a hand-held console and singing "Tarzan Boy".
Not a rocket scientist between them.
We've been quite fortunate in seeing relatively few chavs but they're always bound to turn up.
It's a migraine day so I'm going to find a lounger in the shade and vegetate. It's easing off, thanks to my foresight in packing the extremely large bottle of ibuprofen my mother gave me when I was in Texas in June.
1.03pm
The one o'clock call to prayer is wafting across the bay from the local mosque. It is one of the things that make me realise I'm in Turkey rather than Spain or Portugal. I like hearing it.
Although we live close to a mosque in Birmingham, we never hear the call to prayer. I think it must be drowned out by the sounds of the city, so hearing it here makes it seem more exotic.
This is our last full day of laziness because we're on the day trip to Dalyan today. Back on the lounger in the shade on the beach. David is in the sun soaking up some colour.
It's funny, we usually avoid beaches in favour of sitting by the pool, but we both seem to prefer this. It's quieter than the pool. No Cheryl Cole or Psy being blasted continually from loud speakers. Very few children running about in comparison. Relaxing adults rather than professionally sun-tanners. Fewer empty loungers with just towels as reserve signs but with no people attached to them.
And the water is absolutely gorgeous. It's so clear you can see little fish nipping up to the shoreline.
2.40pm
More chavs have arrived. There must have been a whole bus load arrive this morning.
I'm at the Pool Bar again with a coffee (caffeine for my migraine) and there's a group of them, tattoed, foul mouthed and drinking heavily. The kind of people who give Brits abroad a bad name.
The German families are giving them a wide berth, stopping just short of covering their children's ears as they pass. I don't blame them. Once my coffee is gone I'm vacating the premises too!
Soon there will be no one left but chavs. I do have something good to say about one of them: he prefers rugby (a "man's sport") to football (for "fairies"). Loud and foul mouthed but with good taste in sport.
8.17pm
This is why I'm going to need to start a diet on Tuesday:
Actually I haven't eaten a lot of the desserts but I've eaten enough to feel it!
So far the chavs haven't invaded the lobby bar so we're safe for the moment. By the time they arrive we should be tucked up in bed because our day trip to Dalyan has a pick up at 6.20 tomorrow morning!
Friday, 19 October 2012
19 October 2012
3.23pm
First blogging of the day because we have been very lazy and didn't wake up until nearly lunchtime.
Unfortunately what woke us was the family in the room next to ours having a domestic. It always seems to happen to us. Whenever we go on holiday, we witness domestics. The funniest was in Cyprus in May when the newlyweds from Chesterfield in the room next door were arguing because she got shit on the bed sheets.
David and I are actually quite boring publicly.
He has tried to convince me that I should go parasailing. I have put it on my bucket list but I think it would be more fun if I did it when Ricky and Jack could be there to make fun of me, so I will wait until we have our family holiday at Christmas or next summer.
3.44pm
Oh good grief. Almost worse than the dead mouse in the bathtub: they're playing Cheryl Cole over the pool PA system. Ugh.
4.23pm
David is distraught. He has seen someone aboard "his" boat. Someone who isn't David.
Meanwhile, I am more interested in mojitos.
It's just that kind of day.
David has asked me where we're going on Sunday. I explained it's called Dalyan, and in addition to the white beaches and mud baths there is a nature reserve where we might see sea turtles.
His face was a picture. Every now and then it will occur to him that he has already been somewhere. We were walking through a beautiful square in Portugal once when the same expression appeared on his face. He was certain he had been there before and said, if he was correct, he could take us straight to a road that had nothing but bars along it.
He did, and we had fantastic cocktails that night.
I think sometimes he feels these revelations will upset me but they don't. They just make me laugh. But I doubt he can take me to a bar where they serve amazing cocktails on the beach where the sea turtles lay their eggs.
We have had a discussion about standards, too. David is amused that I have been drinking cocktails in the afternoon.
To be honest, I don't drink very much. The main reasons are that I don't like not being in control and I don't like hangovers.
But there tends to be one day per holiday when I have a few drinks and let my hair down, in a civilised fashion, of course. I'm no chav on a bender because the booze is free.
David's rule is that there is no drinking until the sun goes over the yard arm, defined as 11am. I think I mentioned that in my blog post on Monday.
I once had a glass of champagne at 10.30am in Mallorca, which has put me in the "lush" category ever since.
5.00pm
Switching from mojitos to amaretto. There's only so much fresh mint one can take.
Random picture of the Turkish pigeon that just dropped by for a visit.
8.09pm
Overheard at dinner tonight, woman to man: "No, Mr Bananaman. I do not want a banana tonight."
First blogging of the day because we have been very lazy and didn't wake up until nearly lunchtime.
Unfortunately what woke us was the family in the room next to ours having a domestic. It always seems to happen to us. Whenever we go on holiday, we witness domestics. The funniest was in Cyprus in May when the newlyweds from Chesterfield in the room next door were arguing because she got shit on the bed sheets.
David and I are actually quite boring publicly.
He has tried to convince me that I should go parasailing. I have put it on my bucket list but I think it would be more fun if I did it when Ricky and Jack could be there to make fun of me, so I will wait until we have our family holiday at Christmas or next summer.
3.44pm
Oh good grief. Almost worse than the dead mouse in the bathtub: they're playing Cheryl Cole over the pool PA system. Ugh.
4.23pm
David is distraught. He has seen someone aboard "his" boat. Someone who isn't David.
Meanwhile, I am more interested in mojitos.
It's just that kind of day.
David has asked me where we're going on Sunday. I explained it's called Dalyan, and in addition to the white beaches and mud baths there is a nature reserve where we might see sea turtles.
His face was a picture. Every now and then it will occur to him that he has already been somewhere. We were walking through a beautiful square in Portugal once when the same expression appeared on his face. He was certain he had been there before and said, if he was correct, he could take us straight to a road that had nothing but bars along it.
He did, and we had fantastic cocktails that night.
I think sometimes he feels these revelations will upset me but they don't. They just make me laugh. But I doubt he can take me to a bar where they serve amazing cocktails on the beach where the sea turtles lay their eggs.
We have had a discussion about standards, too. David is amused that I have been drinking cocktails in the afternoon.
To be honest, I don't drink very much. The main reasons are that I don't like not being in control and I don't like hangovers.
But there tends to be one day per holiday when I have a few drinks and let my hair down, in a civilised fashion, of course. I'm no chav on a bender because the booze is free.
David's rule is that there is no drinking until the sun goes over the yard arm, defined as 11am. I think I mentioned that in my blog post on Monday.
I once had a glass of champagne at 10.30am in Mallorca, which has put me in the "lush" category ever since.
5.00pm
Switching from mojitos to amaretto. There's only so much fresh mint one can take.
Random picture of the Turkish pigeon that just dropped by for a visit.
8.09pm
Overheard at dinner tonight, woman to man: "No, Mr Bananaman. I do not want a banana tonight."
Thursday, 18 October 2012
18 October 2012
11.44am
Preparing for a walk down to the beach. Actually, I'm ready to go. David has decided he's going to get out of bed now and start getting ready.
I'm getting cranky, which is probably because I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. David couldn't sleep and then he was up being sick. I hope he's better now. Two cranky people in one hotel room is never a good thing.
1.33pm
Better now. We had a walk down to the beach and found a fantastic place to lounge in the shade.
The private beach is great and I've already dipped my toes in the sea, although David says it doesn't count because there's no photographic evidence. Hey, that's fine with me. The fewer pictures the better!
We're having a break in the snack tent, where they serve some traditional Turkish food. I ordered a cheese gozleme, not knowing what on earth it was but figuring the it couldn't be too bad if it has cheese in it.
I got a full production, with a lady rolling out dough on a table and cooking my Turkish pancake on a flat grill. I almost felt guilty because I must have been the first person to order one. She had to set everything up for my one pancake!
She even had a tip box and there were chairs arranged around the platform where she cooked. More guilt - being all-inclusive and planning to sit on the beach, I left my money in the safe! I will have to go back to leave a tip before we go home.
Basically a gozleme is a crepe. Very nice.
I have been snapping away with the camera today but my batteries ran out. Thank goodness for my array of tech, including the iPhone 4S and its half decent camera!
6.40pm
Lounge pianists seem to have the most bizarre repertoires when I listen to them. Tonight's performer has included Hard-Fi's "Better Do Better". The first time David and I went on holiday together, the pianist decided to sing in the style of Fozzie Bear. Nothing is ever normal where we're concerned.
The hotel asked us to fill in a survey today, even though we're only about halfway through our stay. I did mention the dead mouse. It's not something you can let slide when questions about cleanliness appear.
One of the questions asked why we chose this hotel. There wasn't an option for "Well, we didn't really. We chose a hotel further along the coast, but they decided to shut early for the season so Thomas Cook sent us here instead".
It is quite nice really. We've had more dramas with David's man flu than anything else. That delayed the chill-out process, but we're getting there. I was so relaxed this afternoon I slept for two hours on the beach!
8.05pm
I will seriously need to look into an exercise programme when I get back to England! One problem with all inclusive is that, because it's there, you eat it. I try a little bit of a lot of different things but that still equates to eating until I'm stuffed.
I might just sit where I am until someone kindly offers to roll me to our room.
Preparing for a walk down to the beach. Actually, I'm ready to go. David has decided he's going to get out of bed now and start getting ready.
I'm getting cranky, which is probably because I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. David couldn't sleep and then he was up being sick. I hope he's better now. Two cranky people in one hotel room is never a good thing.
1.33pm
Better now. We had a walk down to the beach and found a fantastic place to lounge in the shade.
The private beach is great and I've already dipped my toes in the sea, although David says it doesn't count because there's no photographic evidence. Hey, that's fine with me. The fewer pictures the better!
We're having a break in the snack tent, where they serve some traditional Turkish food. I ordered a cheese gozleme, not knowing what on earth it was but figuring the it couldn't be too bad if it has cheese in it.
I got a full production, with a lady rolling out dough on a table and cooking my Turkish pancake on a flat grill. I almost felt guilty because I must have been the first person to order one. She had to set everything up for my one pancake!
She even had a tip box and there were chairs arranged around the platform where she cooked. More guilt - being all-inclusive and planning to sit on the beach, I left my money in the safe! I will have to go back to leave a tip before we go home.
Basically a gozleme is a crepe. Very nice.
I have been snapping away with the camera today but my batteries ran out. Thank goodness for my array of tech, including the iPhone 4S and its half decent camera!
6.40pm
Lounge pianists seem to have the most bizarre repertoires when I listen to them. Tonight's performer has included Hard-Fi's "Better Do Better". The first time David and I went on holiday together, the pianist decided to sing in the style of Fozzie Bear. Nothing is ever normal where we're concerned.
The hotel asked us to fill in a survey today, even though we're only about halfway through our stay. I did mention the dead mouse. It's not something you can let slide when questions about cleanliness appear.
One of the questions asked why we chose this hotel. There wasn't an option for "Well, we didn't really. We chose a hotel further along the coast, but they decided to shut early for the season so Thomas Cook sent us here instead".
It is quite nice really. We've had more dramas with David's man flu than anything else. That delayed the chill-out process, but we're getting there. I was so relaxed this afternoon I slept for two hours on the beach!
8.05pm
I will seriously need to look into an exercise programme when I get back to England! One problem with all inclusive is that, because it's there, you eat it. I try a little bit of a lot of different things but that still equates to eating until I'm stuffed.
I might just sit where I am until someone kindly offers to roll me to our room.
Wednesday, 17 October 2012
17 October 2012
9.05am
With David being ill, it's almost like I'm getting too much sleep so I bounced out of bed this morning ready to go find my breakfast. I forgot he can't leave the room until his "internal clock" says he can, so not even a coffee for me yet.
I even dreamed about Starbucks last night. That's just sad, but it left me craving coffee.
Hot stone massages are booked for 10am!
9.41am
Breakfast alone again. *sigh* I didn't want to eat immediately before being massaged.
There are a lot of sparrows zipping about in the dining room this morning, chasing each other and chirping away like naughty children. I'm keeping an eye out to make sure they aren't naughty by dropping something in my coffee!
Ahhhh here comes my beloved, at last! He obviously needs caffeine because when I said hello, his response was, "Where do you get the coffee?"
11.56am
Ok, awake now.
The hot stone massage was incredible! The therapist was the same Oriental girl who gave me the peel and foam massage in the Turkish bath yesterday. She is so tiny and the massage table was so high she had to climb up on it and sit on me to massage my back, which almost made me giggle! She's such a sweetie though.
I have only ever had a neck, back and shoulders hot stone massage in the past. This was a full body massage and I can see someone very uptight being freaked out by the experience. I've had four kids. Modesty went out the window years ago and there was absolutely nothing wrong with the fantastic massage I had today. But I am immature enough to have wanted to giggle.
This is the first chance I've had to go online since last night so I've been able to catch up on the news. "Binders full of women". Classic!
Also in the news, Starbucks (my guilty pleasure) is in the dog house for not paying tax in the UK. I pay tax on what I earn and so should they. I will have to scout out an alternative coffee house in Birmingham when I get back. Gutted though. I still have £4 on my pre-paid card.
3.20pm
An hour and a half in the sun by the pool, and I feel like a roasted chicken. After the first 25 minutes David disappeared to have his hair cut and I continued sunbathing (with my high factor sunscreen) but I gave up a few minutes ago, grabbed David's gadgets left by his lounger and headed to the bar to rehydrate.
I tried to get a picture of Spider-Man climbing a tree but it was too late. I'm not sure if I wanted the picture to prove he was really there rather than a heat-induced hallucination. I wasn't so bothered about the blue rabbit by the pool.
8.22pm
Rested and rehydrated!
When I went back to my lounger, after gulping two big glasses of cherry juice, David was there wandering where I was. His haircut looks very nice, and apparently he bought a pot of mud. I think it's the same seaweed and clay facial masque I had used on me yesterday, only now we own a whole pot of it.
I wonder if I can get Ricky and Jack to use it. I think they'd like the idea of covering their faces in mud. It's supposed to be good for clearing teenage complexions.
Nothing of note to write about today, really. Even people watching has been a bit uneventful. But the food has been excellent. I just finished eating my baklava!
The main restaurant is buffet style and, being all inclusive, is obviously all-you-can-eat. My goodness, people talk about American sized portions but I'm willing to bet I'm the only American here, and the amount of food people pile on their plates is incredible! By comparison, I'm a lightweight, both in the amount of food I take and the size of my person.
There are a lot of Germans and Russians staying here, which is cool. For standards, if you can't stay in a hotel full of Americans, stay where there are a lot of Germans. They want quality and aren't afraid to ask for it.
The Russians are just interesting to watch. I think they beat the reputation Germans have of claiming loungers with their towels and disappearing hands down. I think it's just competition between Germans and Russians for territory around the pool personally. Nothing political, just holiday territory.
The British come in two types: the polite, don't want to complain people, like David and me (the dead mouse was obviously an exception), and the loud and pushy chavs.
The chavs don't tend to go all-inclusive resorts unless it's with their families, so that isn't too bad. We have stayed in some hotels with lots of chavs on boys' weekends, hen parties, etc. Very frightening!
Tuesday, 16 October 2012
16 October 2012
10.33am
Hot stone massage postponed until tomorrow. David's man flu has turned him into the walking dead. I never knew that zombies snored.
I breakfasted alone but that's okay. Me-time is never a bad thing, unless me-time exceeds social-time, in which case I need human interaction and bounce off the walls. This morning it was fine. I read my book over a bowl of rolled oats with milk and honey.
Still no wi-fi connection except via my Kindle. I have not used a single meg of data on my iPhone and I am determined to resist! I will probably text Ricky and Jack later but that's different. That's being Mummy, not a Techie Queen.
Unbelievably hot at 9.00 when I went to breakfast. I'm not big on sunbathing (you know, cancer risk, premature ageing and all that) so I'm having a chill out in the air conditioned room while David sleeps.
Speaking of sunbathing, guess who left home without his swim shorts ...
Still enjoying my sea view. The view from the terrace bar is fantastic with the Bay of Gumbet to the left and the Aegean Sea to the right. Tonight I'm going to take a shot at panoramic photos.
I can only imagine this hotel at the peak of the travel season. We usually have an October break, last year being the exception when we had our longer holiday in Cyprus in September. Most of the kids are in school this time of year, the 18 to 30s have run out of money and the middle aged have run out of holiday time off work.
There are lots of golden oldies about but they're okay. They keep to themselves, don't tend to become obnoxiously drunk and don't run screaming around the pool. The worst you get is one of them moving someone else's towel off a sun lounger. That can be major drama poolside.
13.02pm
I have wi-fi at last! Forget what I said earlier. It's not in my nature to be a Luddite.
And David has emerged from the fog of his zombieness to join me in the Seyir Bar for a coffee. He looks a bit grey but upright is an improvement.
So far it's not much of a travel blog, I know. Dead mice, man flu and food. But it's real life and we still have several days to go.
Anyway, the whole dead mouse in the bathtub thing is fading away. Other than a noisy cricket in our room (we chased it onto the balcony after David sprayed it with my deodorant and then dry shampoo), there have been no dramas with this room so far. Last night the hotel brought red wine and chocolates to our room and today we've had souvenir soap, a key ring and a baseball cap.
2.08pm
I met the Thomas Cook rep and apologised for missing the Standard Welcome Meeting this morning. She was concerned when I explained about David's illness. He told her it was a disease. I translated "disease" into "man flu". She isn't worried anymore.
My accent gave me away again. The Turkish people here think I'm English, which is probably a good thing, but the rep, who is English, knew I'm not right away. It lead to the inevitable conversation about Dallas, JR and Bobby. Not the new series, fortunately. She was more a fan of the original.
I know after our experience with the day trip in Tunisia to Tunis and Sidi Bou Said I would never go on another day trip again, but one Thomas Cook has listed is to Dalyan, which was recommended to me by one of my clients who is Turkish. Tough decision to make. I don't think David is going to be interested as it involves rolling around in mud.
Oh hell, I've booked it anyway. Sunday morning departure is at 6.20am but breakfast and lunch are included. If it's Tunisia all over again, I will never hear the end of it, but it wasn't very expensive and is supposed to be incredible.
5.43pm
I have crossed another thing off my Bucket List: I have had a Turkish bath in Turkey.
David had a roast in the sauna to sweat out his cold and I had a look at the hamam. You can either sit there and soak up the steam or you can pay for a scrub and massage.
Now I know why it's called a Turkish bath! I don't think I've ever been so clean in my life because I think the only things the girl didn't scrub were my eyeballs and my bits!
I think I just experienced part of a male fantasy in a purely non-erotic manner, having been covered in foam and lathered by a young Oriental girl! For me, it was better when I first got there when there were only two nice looking men wearing towels rinsing the room from the previous round of foaming. That's more like my fantasy realm!
Anyway ...
I finished off with a clay and seaweed facial. Yep. After being scrubbed squeaky clean, I let the girl cover my face in mud. But my pores are absolutely fabulous now!
8.32pm
Oh no, the first work related query has come through filling me with dread because I can't remember what I did with some papers! Deep breaths, it's nothing major like losing someone's original will ...
Just as I was sitting down with my first cocktail of the holiday.
Apart from reading, I don't plan to do anything except read and drink my Mojito before bedtime.
Hot stone massage postponed until tomorrow. David's man flu has turned him into the walking dead. I never knew that zombies snored.
I breakfasted alone but that's okay. Me-time is never a bad thing, unless me-time exceeds social-time, in which case I need human interaction and bounce off the walls. This morning it was fine. I read my book over a bowl of rolled oats with milk and honey.
Still no wi-fi connection except via my Kindle. I have not used a single meg of data on my iPhone and I am determined to resist! I will probably text Ricky and Jack later but that's different. That's being Mummy, not a Techie Queen.
Unbelievably hot at 9.00 when I went to breakfast. I'm not big on sunbathing (you know, cancer risk, premature ageing and all that) so I'm having a chill out in the air conditioned room while David sleeps.
Speaking of sunbathing, guess who left home without his swim shorts ...
Still enjoying my sea view. The view from the terrace bar is fantastic with the Bay of Gumbet to the left and the Aegean Sea to the right. Tonight I'm going to take a shot at panoramic photos.
I can only imagine this hotel at the peak of the travel season. We usually have an October break, last year being the exception when we had our longer holiday in Cyprus in September. Most of the kids are in school this time of year, the 18 to 30s have run out of money and the middle aged have run out of holiday time off work.
There are lots of golden oldies about but they're okay. They keep to themselves, don't tend to become obnoxiously drunk and don't run screaming around the pool. The worst you get is one of them moving someone else's towel off a sun lounger. That can be major drama poolside.
13.02pm
I have wi-fi at last! Forget what I said earlier. It's not in my nature to be a Luddite.
And David has emerged from the fog of his zombieness to join me in the Seyir Bar for a coffee. He looks a bit grey but upright is an improvement.
So far it's not much of a travel blog, I know. Dead mice, man flu and food. But it's real life and we still have several days to go.
Anyway, the whole dead mouse in the bathtub thing is fading away. Other than a noisy cricket in our room (we chased it onto the balcony after David sprayed it with my deodorant and then dry shampoo), there have been no dramas with this room so far. Last night the hotel brought red wine and chocolates to our room and today we've had souvenir soap, a key ring and a baseball cap.
2.08pm
I met the Thomas Cook rep and apologised for missing the Standard Welcome Meeting this morning. She was concerned when I explained about David's illness. He told her it was a disease. I translated "disease" into "man flu". She isn't worried anymore.
My accent gave me away again. The Turkish people here think I'm English, which is probably a good thing, but the rep, who is English, knew I'm not right away. It lead to the inevitable conversation about Dallas, JR and Bobby. Not the new series, fortunately. She was more a fan of the original.
I know after our experience with the day trip in Tunisia to Tunis and Sidi Bou Said I would never go on another day trip again, but one Thomas Cook has listed is to Dalyan, which was recommended to me by one of my clients who is Turkish. Tough decision to make. I don't think David is going to be interested as it involves rolling around in mud.
Oh hell, I've booked it anyway. Sunday morning departure is at 6.20am but breakfast and lunch are included. If it's Tunisia all over again, I will never hear the end of it, but it wasn't very expensive and is supposed to be incredible.
5.43pm
I have crossed another thing off my Bucket List: I have had a Turkish bath in Turkey.
David had a roast in the sauna to sweat out his cold and I had a look at the hamam. You can either sit there and soak up the steam or you can pay for a scrub and massage.
Now I know why it's called a Turkish bath! I don't think I've ever been so clean in my life because I think the only things the girl didn't scrub were my eyeballs and my bits!
I think I just experienced part of a male fantasy in a purely non-erotic manner, having been covered in foam and lathered by a young Oriental girl! For me, it was better when I first got there when there were only two nice looking men wearing towels rinsing the room from the previous round of foaming. That's more like my fantasy realm!
Anyway ...
I finished off with a clay and seaweed facial. Yep. After being scrubbed squeaky clean, I let the girl cover my face in mud. But my pores are absolutely fabulous now!
8.32pm
Oh no, the first work related query has come through filling me with dread because I can't remember what I did with some papers! Deep breaths, it's nothing major like losing someone's original will ...
Just as I was sitting down with my first cocktail of the holiday.
Apart from reading, I don't plan to do anything except read and drink my Mojito before bedtime.
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